Las Vegas Hookers Fishing Club
By joining this club, you are guaranteed to eventually catch something. Unfortunately, what you catch might have you heading to the clinic and not the cutting board and kitchen. This brings new meaning to “Fresh Catch” of the day.
At Awesome Sports Logos, we love the sport of fishing and we love the innuendo in this funny Las Vegas t-shirt. Besides, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. With this club, instead of “catch and release”, it’s more like “catch and properly apply ointment as needed”.
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Akron is the fifth largest city in Ohio and is also known as the Rubber Capital of the world, or “Rubber City”. At one point in the early 1920’s, Goodyear, Firestone and General Tire each had their headquarters in Akron and that’s how they got their anointed nickname. Goodyear is still based in the city.
Ferdinand Schumacher, the inventor of oatmeal and breakfast cereal, hails from Akron but we felt as though the Akron Oatmeal wouldn’t be a best seller. We do however feel as though the Akron Rubbers and our speedy tire logo on a super soft t-shirt will be a favorite. We love the name and the history that surrounds our awesome Akron Rubbers sports logo. Enjoy this Akron sports t-shirt.
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Thank goodness these creatures are mythical. If you want to sound smart when your friends ask, tell them that a Chupacabra is a cryptid. When they ask what a cryptid is, you’ll sound even smarter when you explain that it’s a creature or plant whose existence has been suggested but never proven. If they ask you any more questions, it’s time to find a new friend!
The Chupacabra has supposedly been spotted in Mexico and the Southwest parts of the States. We decided on New Mexico as a landing spot since many say other mythical creatures have “landed” in New Mexico. We hope you enjoy this awesome Albuquerque sports t-shirt and we're proud to add it to our funny t-shirt collection! If you have any questions about this Albuquerque t-shirt, contact us.
Cactus can be quite prickly, and no part of the United States features more cactus than the beautiful state of Arizona and its most prominent city, Phoenix. Phoenix also has a huge soccer (aka fútbol) following. We’ve teamed the two together to form the Arizona Pricks Awesome Sports Logo. Hard to believe that nature can be this funny, but there are actually cacti that look like man parts! This awesome tee is great to wear when you want to tell that certain person in your life what you really think of them... Instead of letting it out, just point to this awesome t-shirt! Where there are cacti, there are a lot of pricks. Wear this t-shirt with pride!
Austin is awesome! The capital city of Texas is known for its uniqueness. This cool Austin t-shirt is dedicated to Leslie Cochran who personified the weirdness of Austin. He became an icon in the city walking around Congress and 6th Street wearing women’s clothes.
The city prides itself on its music scene, bars, eclectic stores, and laid-back lifestyle. As far as our logo, we kind of forgot about sports because, just like the city, we wanted to be different. Even the locals will enjoy the careful research put into this super soft Austin sports logo t-shirt. If you have any questions about this Austin t-shirt, contact us.
Beverly Hills Fighting Chiweenies
This dog hybrid is a cross between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund. A Chiweenie might look cute in purses, but we thought differently. This logo was actually created by our designer as a school project. Her assignment was to create a vicious logo out of a normally gentle creature. If we were her professor, we would have given her an A+ because this Chiweenies logo is awesome!
Once we saw it, we knew we had to add it to our t-shirt collection. We hope you agree with us and add this super soft Beverly Hills sports t-shirt to your wardrobe. If you have any questions about this Beverly Hills t-shirt, contact us.
Boca Raton Cougars
This minor league baseball team is named after the ferocious animal called the cougar. The overpopulation of cougars is prevalent mostly in the upscale Boca Raton neighborhoods. You can find cougars in shopping areas during the day, but mostly they are nocturnal beasts working the bar and club scene stalking their prey. They are ferocious except when they are on our super funny Boca Raton sports t-shirt. That’s when ferocity turns into awesomeness.
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Baseball is huge in this sports hub and what better name than what most Bostonians are known for, their accent. I grew up in Boston and for some reason, the letter “R” is missing from the vocabulary. Take out the “R” in words like Harvard and car, and you’ll speak like a true Bostonian.
Seriously though, Boston deserves tons of credit for being the awesome sports city that it is. We love this logo and we love Beantown. If you wear this super soft funny Boston t-shirt around Bostonian’s will ask, “where did you get that wicked pissah shirt?”If you have any questions about this cool Boston t-shirt, contact us.
Brooklyn Leg Breakers
Are you talkin’ to me? The Brooklyn Leg Breakers play hockey, hard core style. If they could break through the ice and make you swim with the fishes, they would. This logo was inspired by the many New York mafia stories of old. We love the detail of this logo including the pinstripes on the suit, the Brooklyn Bridge and skyline as the backdrop as well as the NY lettering inside the tape of the stick. Forget about it, and pick up this awesome Brooklyn sports logo t-shirt today!
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Caimanes de Rio Abajo
A Caiman is in the crocodile family and although none have ever been caught in Rio Abajo, the locals swear they have seen them in the rivers. Whether it is true or not, we absolutely love this reptile logo and the colors that it comes with. We think it looks awesome on our super soft funny t-shirts and we hope you think so as well.
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California Crazy Eights
Why aren’t there more octopus sports logos? Well there is now! Awesome Sports Logos is proud to introduce the California Crazy Eights (also known as the California Ocho Locos). Off the coast of the Golden State on the Pacific Ocean floor is an eight-legged creature that is truly fascinating. Most common is the California Two-Spot Octopus. In case you’re ever asked to identify a Two-Spot, just point out... well, never mind, no one will ask you.
We love this cool California t-shirt. This octopus means business. Only two tentacles are occupied with a ball and a bat, and that means you better keep an eye on the other six!
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Canguros De Parque Lefevre
Parque Lefevre is a district in Panama. Canguros is the Spanish word for kangaroos, but we can promise you that there are no kangaroos hopping around in this district. Sometimes team names have no explanation and that’s what is so cool about sports logos.
But seriously, who doesn’t love the kangaroo and why wouldn’t you want wear it with pride? We do, and that’s why we’re glad we have this awesome Parque Lefevre sports t-shirt as part of our collection.
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Cape Cod Scrod
I lived in Cape Cod for two years and there were two items that I developed a huge passion for—fresh seafood and the greatness of Cape Cod League Baseball. If you are a baseball fan, you need to go see this league. The best part is that it’s free to sit in the stands. They pass around a hat for donations.
It doesn’t get much better than that. Some serious major leaguers have come through the Cape. We’ve blended these two passions to form the Cape Cod Scrod. A Scrod is a small cod and if spelled Schrod, it could be a haddock. Either way, it’s delicious, as is this logo. Enjoy this Cape Cod sports logo t-shirt.
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Each fall, Climax, Virginia hosts the Moonshine Jamboree. Moonshining is big in this area and so is bluegrass music. Climax is also the home of the TV show “Moonshiners”. We’d love to tell you the major city near Climax but we kept minimizing the Google map and still couldn’t see anything in the area.
This is not the kind of place where you would want to start your professional sports career although with this funny logo, you might change your mind. We love this play on words and this hilarious Climax t-shirt is sweet music to us. We hope you enjoy this super soft Climax, VA sports logo t-shirt!
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Okay, we admit that this is the only made up city, but how could we resist? This city name and logo go hand in hand. We were going to use Cockeysville, Maryland but that is pronounced much differently.
This angry rooster will stop at nothing to get in your way and block any of your moves. Of course we’re talking about football moves, what were you thinking of? This Cocksville Blockers funny t-shirt is our best seller and for good reason.
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Colosos De Tumba Muerto
Tumba Muerto is a section of Panama City. The Colosos were the first team in the Panamanian Basketball League to win the championship. Colosos in Spanish means “Giants” and this logo is of a giant ready to throw one down and break the backboard. We hope you like this awesome Tumba Muerto sports logo!
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Dade City Kumquats
The city of St. Joseph in Dade County Florida is known as the Kumquat Capital of the world. Each year 40,000 people descend on this area for the one-day Kumquat Festival. Who would have thought a kumquat would attract so many people?
What is a kumquat besides a funny name? A kumquat is in the citrus family and looks like an orange, but it’s the size of an olive. We decided to take a cute looking fruit with a funny name and make it into an awesome baseball logo. A funny name with a funny logo equals a top of the line funny t-shirt in our book. We hope you like our Dade City t-shirt!
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A Doughboy is a term used to describe an American soldier. This term dates all the way back to the Mexican American War that focused around Texas. Some say it originated because many noticed that U.S. forces were constantly covered with chalky dust from marching through the dry terrain of Northern Mexico making the men look like unbaked dough. There are many other theories on the nickname, including how the infantry baked with rice and dough during war rations.
Either way, these guys were much tougher than the popular biscuit maker seen on commercials. There are some real cool features about this logo including a rifle that is actually a bat. We love the history and the look of this awesome Dallas sports t-shirt!
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Located at the intersection of State Highway 9 and US Route 52 in Iowa, this small city grows larger each July. My wife tells me one of her favorite childhood memories was attending the annual Nordic Fest, a celebration of the Norwegian culture.
The troll is also a large part of this culture and we’ve created a semi-ugly yet cool looking troll holding a club-like baseball bat and wearing the Nordic colors. This logo has great history and is a great conversation piece. For those reasons alone, we think it’s an awesome Decorah sports t-shirt!
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El Paso Luchadores
This basketball club logo takes on the name of the rich Luchador tradition that dates back to the early part of the 20th century. The popularity of the Luchadores has spilled over not just to wrestling but also to cartoons and movies. Many Luchador wrestlers are heroes in their culture and you will look like a hero by sporting this soft, funny and cool El Paso t-shirt with vibrant colors.
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Houston is big time oil country, and at one time was the world headquarters for Awesome Sports Logos Inc. H-Town is the fourth largest city in the United States, and the largest in Texas. More than twenty Fortune 500 companies call the Bayou City their home. (Awesome Sports Logos just missed… okay, missed by a lot to be on that list).
It was in 1901 that oil gushed for the first time in Houston, and because of the port, the city has become a petrochemical leader, as well as the leading city for building oilfield equipment. Did we just use petrochemical in a sentence? The bottom line, we love this retro logo with a wood derrick that is also the letter “H” gushing with oil. We hope you love this cool Houston t-shirt as well!
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Many call Idaho the potato capital of the United States. In fact, the Idaho potato is the best selling tater in the country putting over 2.7 billion dollars back into the state’s economy. That’s a lot of taters!
Speaking of that word, “taters” is a baseball term for home runs. “He has 23 taters on the year” or “That was a tater”. The Idaho Taters live up to their name hitting more home runs than anyone else in their league. Who wouldn’t want to wear a mean looking potato on their chest? This super soft Idaho sports logo t-shirt is awesome and a terrific addition to your wardrobe.
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I know, we couldn’t believe it either. There is actually an unincorporated village in Pennsylvania named Intercourse. Intercourse is a popular place because of its name and because it’s in the heart of Amish country. The Amish sell crafts and take tourists on horse rides. Visitors also have a knack for stealing signs because of the Intercourse name.
This village was the setting for the 1985 movie Witness starring Harrison Ford. The movie was nominated for eight Academy Awards and won two. Thus, the Intercourse Witnesses were born. We love this funny t-shirt that pays tribute to the village that makes many snicker each time it’s said - Intercourse. LOL! If you have any questions about this Intercourse, PA t-shirt, contact us.
Las Vegas Snake Eyes
With all of the teams that have come and gone in Las Vegas, how has there never been a professional team called the Snake Eyes? Well, now there is. This was actually the logo name that caused us to start this business. You have a 1 in 36 chance of rolling two ones on the dice. Seems to me your chances are better to receive a compliment wearing this cool Las Vegas t-shirt around.
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Lexington, Kentucky is the home of Keeneland, one of the most prestigious horse racing facilities in this world. This ferocious looking horse has steam coming from his nose waiting to break out of the gate. We consider you a stud if you purchase this super cool, funny Lexington sports t-shirt. It's a great feeling when people come up to you and say, "that's awesome”!
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Beefeaters are an extremely popular tourist attraction but their official duty, besides making tourists happy, are to be ceremonial guardians of the Tower of London, which feature the Crown Jewels. Another duty is to feed the ravens raw meat at the tower. It is said that should these ravens ever leave the tower, the monarchy will crumble.
If you’ve never seen cricket, it’s a terrific game. Think of it as catching a high-speed baseball without a glove. Ouch, those Brits are crazy! We love the colors and the tradition that the Beefeaters carry on. This London sports logo will certainly become a conversation piece when you wear this super soft awesome t-shirt.
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This was our contest winning entry sent in by Lee B in California. This is an awesome name Lee! We proudly present the Middleton, Mississippi Fingers. There are many Middleton’s in the United States. In fact, I grew up outside of Middleton, Massachusetts. We could give you a fancy explanation and try to spin it but let’s just say if we did an alternate logo of the Fingers, it would be for the birds.
Middleton is actually an extinct town and has been for a while. We think this logo is so creative yet so simple. Huge props to our designer Matt on this one! This is one funny Middleton, MS sports logo t-shirt that will have people laughing when they see it!
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Montunos Del Interior
This is the only team based outside of Panama City, and in Panama they call that the Interior. In the Interior, raising cattle and farming is the chief industry. This logo is a farmer yelling at cattle, which is fairly common for them to do in Panama.
They also make their own drinks and my Panamanian source tells me that they use battery acid and bury their liquor under the ground until it’s ready. We’ll stick to the American fermentation process. Enjoy this Panama sports logo t-shirt!
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It is said that the term “Bootlegging” began during the Civil War. Soldiers would sneak liquor into their camps by hiding pint bottles in the boots underneath their trousers.
Parts of Tennessee became famous for Bootlegging. In fact, Johnson City Tennessee was known as a hideout and a stopover point for Al Capone. Prohibition was lifted in 1933 and Tennessee Whiskey has been flourishing ever since. This Nashville sports logo is carrying a Tennessee Whiskey barrel instead of a football. We hope you enjoy our Nashville Bootleggers t-shirt!
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New Orleans Curse
"The Big Easy" New Orleans is not only known for Mardi Gras, but also for its voodoo experience and voodoo shops. From this, we bring you the New Orleans Curse. We love this logo seeing a voodoo doll going up for a slam, pins still intact. No witchcraft or spells with this funny New Orleans t-shirt, just a lot of compliments when you walk around with it on.
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New York Zouaves
The name Zouave actually comes from Algeria and was first used by the French army as they recruited military from the Zouaoua tribe. Zouaves are distinguished by their uniforms which included short open-fronted jackets, baggy trousers and often sashes and oriental headgear.
The New York Zouaves also known as the 11th New York Infantry took on the Zouaves name, uniforms and drill style during the Civil War. These volunteers actually started fighting immediately occupying Alexandria, Virginia just 24 hours after the state succeeded from the Union.
We hope you like this funny New York sports t-shirt as much as we do! If you have any questions about this New York sports t-shirt, contact us.
Portland Tree Huggers
Maine and Oregon are two of the greenest states we have. The city of Portland in both states is an amazing place to live with a huge emphasis on the environment. Thus, the meanest hockey team in the northeast and northwest is born, the Portland Tree Huggers.
I wouldn’t want to skate against this tree and if I did, I hope that it has more bark than bite. We think this Portland sports logo t-shirt will draw some attention when you wear this super soft, cool t-shirt around town.
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San Francisco Swallows
This awesome logo has great history behind it. The White Swallow was a clipper ship built in 1853 to transport cargo from New York and Boston to San Francisco. In 1865, mutiny on the ship would make the clipper ship famous. The crew claimed harsh working conditions when put on trial and were acquitted. For many years after that, the name “White Swallow” was famous in northern California legal circles when the subject of harsh working conditions was brought up.
From this history, the San Francisco Swallows were born. With great colors and a t-shirt that is so soft that you can clean your sunglasses, adding this cool San Francisco t-shirt to your collection is simply awesome! If you have any questions about this San Francisco t-shirt, contact us.
Nicknamed the “Hostess City of the South”, Savannah, Georgia is an important Atlantic seaport. In fact, as recently as 2009, Savannah was North America’s 4th largest seaport. Container ships pass each other daily in the Port of Savannah under the Talmadge Memorial Bridge.
With lots of ships come lots of Seamen. This is the part where I tell you to get your mind out of the gutter! We love this cool blue and gray logo and we hope that you enjoy this Savannah sports t-shirt as well.
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We couldn’t believe that Tequila didn’t have a soccer team named the Worms. Putting worms in Tequila bottles began in the 1940’s as a marketing gimmick. The worm is actually a larval form of the moth commonly found in the agave plant.
Okay, enough science, let’s talk funny t-shirts. I really dig the colors of this Tequila, MX sports t-shirt and the lettering of the name with the cactus in the background. Who knew that a worm could look so awesome and become a cool t-shirt? We'll have a drink to that!
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Seriously, have you ever seen a live armadillo? In Texas, everything is big; including unfortunate animal fatalities on the Lone Star’s various interstates. One of the more common animals seen on the side of the road is the armadillo. While hawks and vultures refer to this as dinner, we prefer the name Texas Roadkill.
We think this is one of our coolest logos. This beat up armadillo still looks pretty tough holding a hockey stick even with the black eye, surrounding flies and tire tracks. We hope you dig this funny Texas t-shirt as much as we do!
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Toros Del Chorillo
Chorillo is one of the poorest parts of Panama. This section of town has in fact been through a lot. We’ve heard that they selected the bull logo because a bull is a true fighter and a sign of strength, something that the residents of Chorillo have needed to survive.
We really dig the lettering on this logo along with the silver and black colors. It's a cool t-shirt and we hope that you enjoy this awesome Chorillo sports t-shirt as much as we do!
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